Diced Pineapples

Yes, this is a real song. Yes, this is an awesome song. Yes, this song is called “Diced Pineapples.” Why? Rozay himself explained: “When I got out of the hospital — you know, I had a seizure last year — when I was leaving, the doctor told me, ‘You gotta eat some more fruit, drink you some water, eat fruit and just relax for a little while.’ My fruit of choice was pineapples. For the next three weeks, I woke up every morning and ate diced pineapples, and I put the concept together. Drizzy came in, as well as Wale, and it’s kinda like, ‘She could be my diced pineapple. This special lady, she could be what I wake up to every morning and help me get by every day.” (Courtesy of our friends at Rap Genius)

Either way, the song is awesome. Way better than a lot of the material on Da Bawse’s new album, God Forgives, I Don’t, which (in my opinion) is slightly underwhelming.

But I guess it’s always tough to live up to the hype. Listen below.